Samson or Samantha?

Mom and Dad's Airedales, Sam and Sadie are huge and pesky. But they're cute. Samson, aka "Sam," is scared of everything. He's scared of firecrackers (he had to be tranquilized on the Fourth of July), storms and even wind. This is why I call him Samantha... because he's not very manly. One night he was supposed to be on his doggie bed and wanted to be on Zane's lap instead. He probably saw a fly. Zane loved having the big oaf all over him, even with those sloppy kisses. Pretty cute, I must admit.